Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I checked into jail on foursquare
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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