Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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