is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Be still, my beating vagina.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
