Buhtt sex?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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