Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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