There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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