i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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