1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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