He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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