just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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