I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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