are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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