good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
