It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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