He kissed a someone with a penis
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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