Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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