So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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