just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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