Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
