READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
try to milk me bitch
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