Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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