I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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