i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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