I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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