He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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