we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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