I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Sacagawea was the original milf.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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