Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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