Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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