Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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