Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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