I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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