So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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