apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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