I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Too much gin, very little bucket
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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