Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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