Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
