they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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