I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
do herpes really smell.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
That was before I lit my hair on fire
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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