It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I have feelings that need drinking.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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