I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
