bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
tell me about the eggs
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