Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
