Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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