it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
