There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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