i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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