found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
