Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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