So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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