sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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