so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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