come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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