In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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