Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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