i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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